Haley Miller

“Never explain―your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.”
― Elbert Hubbard

“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.”
― Sylvia Plath

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
― Dorothy Parker

“When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning.”
― Neil Gaiman, Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fiction and Illusions