Cormac

“This planet has—or rather had—a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Hexagonal Phase

“The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.”
― Vladimir Ilich Lenin

“...all tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into 'Best of Queen' albums. No particular demonic thoughts were going through his head. In fact, he was currently wondering who Moey and Chandon were.”
― Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

“Pride really can kill a man. Actually, it makes him kill himself. He justifies his errors and creates his own righteousness in his mind.”
― Daniel Black, Don't Cry for Me