Melissais

“Are you getting enough fiber, then? Are you regular?"

"Am I what?"

"Never mind," Dolores sighed. "It's the pockets. Ever since you sewed pockets onto your tunic, you've been different.”
― A.L. Brody, Dating & Dismemberment

“What did one sacrifice to porn gods, anyway? Dildos?”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
― Maya Angelou