Melissais

“Nathaniel opened one gray eye, startlingly pale against his soot- and blood-covered face. He looked around dubiously, as though he wasn't quite sure whether he wanted to wake up yet, and then slowly opened the other, focusing on Elisabeth's face. "Hello, you menace.”
― Margaret Rogerson, Sorcery of Thorns

“Are you getting enough fiber, then? Are you regular?"

"Am I what?"

"Never mind," Dolores sighed. "It's the pockets. Ever since you sewed pockets onto your tunic, you've been different.”
― A.L. Brody, Dating & Dismemberment

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Bel had clearly not only failed to make the proper sacrifices to the Gay Porn gods, but had offended them, too. He had no other explanation for why he was in this situation.”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars