“Don’t hurt Yogi!” yelled the German father, who still didn’t know who I was supposed to be. Now that he was outnumbered, Astros Cap wasn’t so tough anymore. He raised his hands, signaling the others to back down. “Hold on,” he said meekly. “This is all just a big misunderstanding. There’s no need to get nasty.” “Yes there is!” I yelled. “He stole my wallet!” The mob grew even angrier. “You mugged an innocent koala?” a grandmother shouted at Astros Cap.”
― Poached
― Poached
“Within seconds, the whole chimpanzee troop was lobbing balloons, howling with delight as they pelted the family from all sides.”
― Belly Up
― Belly Up
“So Summer did the only thing she could think of. She grabbed the closest large object and threw it at the hunter. It turned out, the closest large object to us was the sloth.”
― Big Game
― Big Game
“DIVERSIONARY TACTICS UNDERWAY. LOCKING MECHANISM DISMANTLED. INITIATE PROCEDURES IMMEDIATELY. Which I figured was Nina-speak for “I’m distracting Chang. His door is open. Go break into his room.”
― Waste of Space
― Waste of Space
“Haven’t you heard of Baby Zeke and his adventures as a chicken jockey?”
― Diary of a Spider Chicken, Books 1-3
― Diary of a Spider Chicken, Books 1-3
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