Paige

“Nereus to Lothaire:
“I really thought you’d demand my
firstborn.”
“As if I’d want your fucking guppy,”
Lothaire drawled, tracing away before
Nereus could strike him down.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Vampire females are as good as extinct.”
Thad was aghast. “No females?”
Natalya patted his shoulder. “You can date other species, Tiger. Don’t you worry. I’ve already thought of some ladies to relieve you of your big V. One’s a nymph—”
“Over my dead body,” Regin said. “Two-bit hookers, every one of them.”
Thad scratched his head. “Mr. Lothaire said every male needed a purring nymph or two chained to the foot of his
bed. As pets.”
Natalya gasped. “All right, lad, no more talking to Lothaire.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“This twilight, Lothaire was holding court.
He sat upon his gilded throne, decorated
with gold-dipped skulls. His design. If he’d had a queen, her throne would have been similar. Of course, her skulls would be daintier.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire