Travis

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
― Jeff Foxworthy

“You speak an infinite deal of nothing.”
― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It