Max Sarmento

“Money and power have to be a means, not an end, or you'll lead a joyless life.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 2

“But he’s an adventurer, and those were bad guys he, uh, dismembered.” “You mean disarmed.”
― Pirateaba, The Witch of Webs

“If you wish to become a storyteller, here is a hint: sell your labor, but not your mind. Give me ten hours a day scrubbing a deck, and oh the stories I could imagine. Give me ten hours adding sums, and all you’ll have me imagining at the end is a warm bed and a thought-free evening.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea

“New achievement! You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands! Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up. Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Weapon Box!”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl