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“Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore. “That sounds ominous,” I said. “Wait until you read the description,” Mordecai muttered. The item disappeared into her inventory. The cat sat down and started to groom herself.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Being eaten by a bugbear makes me uncomfortable, Carl. So if your boyfriend ogling your tootises keeps these easy-peasy bugs coming at us instead of more of those lava-spitting llamas, then you better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess.” “Take one for my princess,” I muttered as she cackled with laughter.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“I didn’t have time to think about it. I took a sip. It tasted as if I’d taken a drink directly from the diseased asshole of an incontinent skunk. It took all of my strength not to vomit.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“It always astounded me how easy it was to get assholes to talk, as long as they were talking about themselves.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“all at once he released the whole weight of his torment. The children would remember for the rest of their lives the august solemnity with which their father, devastated by his prolonged vigil and by the wrath of his imagination, revealed his discovery to them: “The earth is round, like an orange.” Úrsula lost her patience. “If you have to go crazy, please go crazy all by yourself!”
― One Hundred Years of Solitude
― One Hundred Years of Solitude
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