“grin spread across his face, like that of an alligator having just found the hunter who made his mother into a handbag.”
― I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!
― I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!
“MOST “PRINCESS SUGAR PLUM SUPERFANGIRL” MOMENT”
― Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!
― Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!
“The words seemed to gather together in one endless collection of letters.”
― I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!
― I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!
“SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 I’m starting to get really excited because the avant-garde art competition is only eight days away! I decided to enter my watercolour painting that took me two whole summers at art camp to complete. I spent more than 130 hours on it. The only complication is that I gave it to my mom and dad last spring for their sixteenth wedding anniversary. So it’s technically not mine anymore. It was either my painting or spending my entire life savings of $109.21 to buy them dinner at a fancy restaurant. But I knew the dinner was going to be a total rip-off, because I watch the Food Network. All of those five-star restaurants serve really gross stuff like frog legs and snails and then give you a tiny portion on a really big plate with chocolate syrup”
― Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
― Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“He stared at me the entire time he said it. I was definitely in trouble now. Betrayal We were halfway out of school when Dad finally burst into an angry shout: “You made me apologize!” I couldn’t help the smile that popped back onto my face. “Yeah,” I said. “Being forced to do something you don’t want to do must be horrible. I wonder what that is like.” I let the words hang in the air between us. He knew exactly what I meant. After all, he’d made me apologize to the football team for being late and embarrassed me beyond belief just a few weeks ago! Dad stood in my way, bringing me to a halt. “You and I need to talk, mister. I think you’re letting this adult thing go to your head!” I nodded. “Uh huh, uh huh.” I wasn’t really listening. I was distracted by the two figures coming out of the sports hall in front of us. I frowned. Why was anyone still in the school at this hour? Did more people have parent-teacher meetings? Then I remembered. Today was the day of the school fair meeting! I grabbed Dad by”
― I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!
― I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!
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