Rachel V.

“I love strippers, they have an uncomplicated view of life. You give them money, they show you boobies.”
― John G. Hartness, Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked

“considering my tendency for clumsiness, I’m not that surprised, to be honest. It’s an affliction I’ve had my entire life and I’ve got the scars to prove it! If anyone were to walk into a closed-door, trip over an invisible bump in the carpet, spill hot coffee all over herself, it would be me.”
― Jane Hinchey, Ghost Mortem

“The splendor of nature erupts in a riot of color as the leaves give way to the art of dying.”
― Addison Moore, Kittyzen's Arrest

“That's why God made liquor, strippers, and football, Skeeter, so straight men never have to discuss their feelings.”
― John G. Hartness, Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked