Rachel V.

“Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf boss before being put back together by our orc priestess, so what the hell do I know?”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“The splendor of nature erupts in a riot of color as the leaves give way to the art of dying.”
― Addison Moore, Kittyzen's Arrest

“I love strippers, they have an uncomplicated view of life. You give them money, they show you boobies.”
― John G. Hartness, Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked

“considering my tendency for clumsiness, I’m not that surprised, to be honest. It’s an affliction I’ve had my entire life and I’ve got the scars to prove it! If anyone were to walk into a closed-door, trip over an invisible bump in the carpet, spill hot coffee all over herself, it would be me.”
― Jane Hinchey, Ghost Mortem