Rachel

“I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together, he corrected, "Stepmother. We're just - We're going in different directions."

"I don't know what to say, Dad. 'Hurray' just seems wrong.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Is that what you think? That I follow you around to keep your ass out of trouble?"

"If so, you're not very good at your job."

A huge smile spread across his face. "True enough. So what's eating you? Because, sadly, it's not me.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light