Joel

“Top of the morning, Da,” said I. “Thou stumbling stump of stink.” “Pocket!” scolded Jessica. “Well, for fuck’s sake, girl, he’s blind in a city where the streets are full of water—how is it he hasn’t stumbled in for a bath in the last half century or so?”
― Christopher Moore, The Serpent of Venice

“Just because something had been expected of you didn’t mean you had to expect it of yourself.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks

“Myself, after having not a child but this particular one, I couldn’t see how anyone could claim to love children in the generic any more that anyone could credibly claim to love people in a sufficiently sweeping sense as to embrace Pol Pot, Don Rickles, and an upstairs neighbor who does 2,000 jumping jacks at three in the morning.”
― Lionel Shriver, We Need to Talk About Kevin

“Time changed our prejudices, but it didn’t change the fact that we were prejudiced.”
― Fabian Nicieza, Suburban Dicks