Adrian

“There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing? - uh!
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
A-aa-aaa-aaaah!”
― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“And if you're not going to eat five sheets of toilet paper while discussing the political situation in Nepal, well, I'm going to.”
― John Green

“The cows aren't happy. They're sad. They're sad cows.”
― Michael Schur, How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

“What about Paul?"
"Paul is for girls."
"I like Paul best."
"Well, you're a girl."
"Why is Paul for girls?"
Tread carefully, I tell myself. "Uh gee. Paul is, like, the Nice Beatle, you know?"
"Is that bad?"
"No, not at all. But guys are more interested in being cool, and John is the cool Beatle."
"Oh. But he's dead.”
― Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler's Wife