Adrian

“And if you're not going to eat five sheets of toilet paper while discussing the political situation in Nepal, well, I'm going to.”
― John Green

“What about Paul?"
"Paul is for girls."
"I like Paul best."
"Well, you're a girl."
"Why is Paul for girls?"
Tread carefully, I tell myself. "Uh gee. Paul is, like, the Nice Beatle, you know?"
"Is that bad?"
"No, not at all. But guys are more interested in being cool, and John is the cool Beatle."
"Oh. But he's dead.”
― Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler's Wife

“... There is no way to achieve a higher-level enjoyment from running, because there's no way to achieve any enjoyment from running, because there is nothing enjoyable about running. Running is awful, and no one should ever doe it unless they are being chased by a bear.”
― Michael Schur, How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

“Therefore am I still / A lover of the meadows and the woods, / And mountains; and of all that we behold / From this green earth; of all the mighty world / Of eye and ear, both what they half create / And what perceive; well pleased to recognize / In nature and the language of the sense, / The anchor of my purest thoughts, the nurse/ The guide, the guardian of my heart, and soul / Of all my moral being.”
― William Wordsworth, Lines Composed a Few Miles Above Tintern Abbey