KittyKate

“No. I’m saying your ex is the little boy looking over someone else’s shoulder, trying to figure out if the kid next to him has a better lunch. Only, the lunch box is shut, so even though he knows what his parents packed for him is pretty good, he’d still trade it just to open up that rusty little Batman lunch box.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“The more the merrier is about to be my new damn motto.”
― Sinclair Kelly, He's So Slick

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Smutmas for all my good little girls and boys.”
― Calliope Stewart, Knot Again Satan

“I’d remodeled a hundred years ago after the state of Florida, so now it had a beach-y feel, though I did have minions disguised as the quintessential Florida man terrorizing the residents of the circle, just for fun.”
― Calliope Stewart, Knot Again Satan