Jennifer

“They might’ve jeopardized”
― James Dashner, The Kill Order

“Sir, we would…” Blitz adjusted his pith helmet. “But we’re not technically allowed in Valhalla, not being, you know, dead.” “I can fix that!” “Don’t kill us!” Blitz yelped. Thor just rummaged around his worktable until he found a two-by-four with a key attached to one end. Burned into the side of the plank were the words THOR’S HALL PASS. “This will get you into Valhalla,” he promised. “Just return it. I’m going to fix this chariot so our gender argr bride can use it tomorrow. Then I’ll gather my assault squad and scout out this location, Bridal Veil Falls.” “And the rest of us?” I asked reluctantly. “You and the two children of Loki will be our guests tonight!” Thor announced. “Go see Sif upstairs, and she will get you settled. In the morning, you will ride forth to a glorious matrimonial massacre!” “Oh,” Otis said with a sigh. “I do love weddings.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor