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“They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

“If religion is the opiate of the people, tradition is an even more sinister analgesic, simply because it rarely appears sinister. If religion is a tight band, a throbbing vein, and a needle, tradition is a far homelier concoction: poppy seeds ground into tea; a sweet cocoa drink laced with cocaine; the kind of thing your grandmother might have made.”
― Zadie Smith, White Teeth

“All I ever wanted was to know what to do.”
― Dave Eggers, You Shall Know Our Velocity!

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories