Alison

“A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life”
― Samantha Daniels

“I know my heart will never be the same
But I'm telling myself I'll be okay”
― Sara Evans

“I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay
guy. Now the four of them combined? They got you covered.”
― Steve Harvey, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment

“Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.”
― Jason Krumbine, Just Dial 911 for Assistance