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“Still such a shame.” Brian shakes his head. “You retiring the way you did. You had so much potential, and you gave it all up.”
― Liz Tomforde, Caught Up

“Growing up with these two has ruined me for regular relationships. I want what they have”
― Tahereh Mafi, Watch Me

“A minute later she's asleep. The entire universe is here, in his arms.”
― Ali Hazelwood, Deep End

“The single most notable thing about him is that he often discreetly touches his penis (via his pockets, but we can all see the movements) and then openly touches the door handles, printers, and Nespresso buttons, leaving his penis dew that seeped through the pocket fabric everywhere. Because he’s the boss, there’s no stopping his dick fingers, and that’s why no workplace is ever truly equal.”
― Natalie Sue, I Hope This Finds You Well