Melissa

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous