MineCraft Boy 2

“I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“A teacher said to his Mob class one day, ‘If you think you’re dumb, please stand up.’ Nobody stood up, so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some kids in this class that think they’re dumb!” Then Little Johnny the Creeper stood up. The teacher said, ‘Oh, Johnny! So, you think you’re dumb then?’ Little Johnny replied, ‘No, I just felt bad that you were standing by yourself.”
― Pixel Kid, Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life

“Son,” Dad said, “Listen closely. If a woman tells you everything’s fine, nothing is. Fine is never good. Fine is bad.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16

“creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 37: An Unofficial Minecraft Series