MineCraft Boy 2

“The five of them (and the robot cow head) all looked at the endless dark tunnel in front of them. The walls were made from gray stone brick, and there were occasional redstone lights embedded into the ceiling, although most of them had stopped working, and the others were flickering on and off. “Well, I guess we’re going through the tunnel,” said Dave. “Yay,” said Carl sarcastically. “I’m sure nothing bad will happen in this dark, scary tunnel. Nothing bad at all.” CHAPTER SIXTEEN Something Bad Happens in the Dark, Scary Tunnel The”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books

“I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“#SquadGoals.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“Son,” Dad said, “Listen closely. If a woman tells you everything’s fine, nothing is. Fine is never good. Fine is bad.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 16