“In her I saw someone who was so self-aware it was catastrophic, a tendency I share.”
― How to Solve Your Own Murder
― How to Solve Your Own Murder
“if TV has taught us anything, it’s that the murder rate in small villages is disproportionately high.”
― How to Solve Your Own Murder
― How to Solve Your Own Murder
“But if there's one thing I have learned about my great aunt in my brief time in Castle Knoll, it's that she'd be outraged at being murdered.”
― How to Solve Your Own Murder
― How to Solve Your Own Murder
“Jonathan's face is absolutely thunderous. It's like he wants to fire everyone in the room but can't because they're his family and that's not how it works.”
― 10 Things That Never Happened
― 10 Things That Never Happened
“I don't think he'll be able to tell. Memory is peculiar. Worst comes to absolute worst, I'll just arrange to get whacked on the head again and say that's brought everything back."
"That's not a thing... You don't undo brain damage with more brain damage.”
― 10 Things That Never Happened
"That's not a thing... You don't undo brain damage with more brain damage.”
― 10 Things That Never Happened
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