Jenny

“I heard about a lady whose doctor told her, “You’ve got rabies.” Immediately, she pulled out a pad and pen and began writing. Thinking she was making out her will, the doctor said, “No, no, this doesn’t mean you’re going to die. There’s a cure.” “I know that,” she said. “I’m making a list of people I’m going to bite.”
― Jentezen Franklin, The Amazing Discernment of Women: Learning to Understand Your Spiritual Intuition and God's Plan for It

“The man shoved a tongue depressor down his throat. Just as it started to tickle and would have made him cough, the doctor pulled it out of his mouth. “You have no gag reflex,” the doctor said scribbling on a notepad.

“No reflex, huh?” John said with a salacious grin. “I could show you why that is.”

The doctor tried to straight face it but failed. He was clearly disgusted. Maybe he'd pushed it a little too far. “They’ll beat that out of you in the brig."

“No, I assure you, they won’t. But they’ll try.”
― Jennivie Wirries

“Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.”
― Richard P. Feynman

“Laugh all you want and cry all you want and whistle at pretty men in the street and to hell with anybody who thinks you're a damned fool!”
― Armistead Maupin, More Tales of the City