Jenny

“The best relationships are built on sarcasm and inappropriateness.”
― Jason Hendeles

“Good, because did you see his ass in those jeans tonight? Seriously, I would gladly go to jail just to hump his leg.”
― Aly Martinez, Changing Course

“I have been too fond of stories.”
― Leah Hager Cohen, No Book but the World

“The man shoved a tongue depressor down his throat. Just as it started to tickle and would have made him cough, the doctor pulled it out of his mouth. “You have no gag reflex,” the doctor said scribbling on a notepad.

“No reflex, huh?” John said with a salacious grin. “I could show you why that is.”

The doctor tried to straight face it but failed. He was clearly disgusted. Maybe he'd pushed it a little too far. “They’ll beat that out of you in the brig."

“No, I assure you, they won’t. But they’ll try.”
― Jennivie Wirries