Billy

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.”
― Voltaire

“I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to be both an artist and a moralist -- a master of lovely words and merchant of sound ideas. He ends, commonly, as the most depressing jackass of his community -- that is, if his career goes on to what is called a success.”
― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices: First Series

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices First Series

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte