Lizzy

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Lizzy’s Quotes

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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“I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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“My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?”
― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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