Spencer

“The Earth is an animal that shakes off its fleas when they dig too deep, bite too hard. It shifts and our cities fall; it sighs and the coasts are overtaken.”
― Dave Eggers, A Hologram for the King

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“You can't clobber any reader while he's looking. You divert his attention, then you clobber him and he never knows what hit him.”
― Flannery O'Connor