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“If I see a scraggly lupin, I like to pass well out of its hearing before delivering any adverse comments on it. For how do we know what tortures it may be suffering? It surely can be no more pleasant for a lupin to have to appear with tarnished petals than for a woman to be forced to walk about with a spotty face. One does not say `Oh look at that awful girl covered with pimples!' Why then, should one stand over flowers and hurl insults at them? Besides, the flowers' condition may be all your own fault, which cannot be said of the girl's complexion, unless she is a particular friend of yours and you have been keeping her up too late at nights.”
― Beverley Nichols, Down the Garden Path

“A groan burst from Poirot. “What have I always told you? Everything must be taken into account. If the fact will not fit the theory—let the theory go.”
― Agatha Christie, AGATHA CHRISTIE Premium Collection: The Mysterious Affair at Styles, The Secret Adversary, The Murder on the Links, The Cornish Mystery, Hercule Poirot's Cases

“How absurd to call youth the time of happiness–youth, the time of greatest vulnerability!”
― Agatha Christie, Death on the Nile

“MMM, TASTY-ASS MAYO SLATHERED ALL OVER HOT HOG. I’M DROOLIN’.”
― Ryan Bergara, BuzzFeed Unsolved Supernatural: 101 True Tales of Hauntings, Demons, and the Paranormal