“Man, I never want to be in the position where I have to choose between my kid and my boat”
― The Summer Girl
― The Summer Girl
“In addition to being the international language of commerce, medicine, and science, English was also the standard language of evil.”
― Spy School Goes Wild
― Spy School Goes Wild
“at some point, you'll have to convince yourself that you're above right and wrong. Morality doesn't apply to you,”
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“You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a damn off the court— yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it’s not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you’re physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don’t think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.”
― The Raven King
― The Raven King
“l live life by relatively few rules...But one of those rules is to never turn down a free crustacean”
― Little White Lies
― Little White Lies
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