Bryce

“Sick is where you have to follow the rules; dying means you get to enjoy the last bits of your life while you have them.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 4

“a woman who won’t celebrate with zombie movies isn’t a woman you want to keep around. Trust me, that’s gospel truth right there.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1

“There was no amount of skillful cooking that could replace good old-fashioned grease and salt.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“It’s called an Adios Mother Fucker, basically a Long Island except you add Blue Curacao, switch the Coke for Sprite, and double up on all the booze measurements.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies