Randall K

“Gollum starts rubbing himself all over Jonathan's legs.
Jonathon looks down in a bit of a panic. "What's it doing?"
"Scent marking. He owns you now."
"He does not."
"You'll have to take that up with him."
...
"Can you make it stop?"
"Liking you? Give it time. He'll work it out.”
― Alexis Hall, 10 Things That Never Happened

“To define is to limit.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“You've come into my life like a beam of very annoying sunshine. You talk so much that I miss it when you're not. You try to fix things I didn't even realise were broken. You have a dreadful sense of humour to which I've somehow become habituated. You care about people so effortlessly it makes me able to put up with them. And then you kissed me and now I..." He lets his head slip further down into his hands. "...I don't know how I'm supposed to go the rest of my life without being kissed by you again.”
― Alexis Hall, 10 Things That Never Happened

“I find him in pets looking at cat treats. And when he spots me, he gets this expression on his face like I caught him with porn.”
― Alexis Hall, 10 Things That Never Happened