Randall K

“You've come into my life like a beam of very annoying sunshine. You talk so much that I miss it when you're not. You try to fix things I didn't even realise were broken. You have a dreadful sense of humour to which I've somehow become habituated. You care about people so effortlessly it makes me able to put up with them. And then you kissed me and now I..." He lets his head slip further down into his hands. "...I don't know how I'm supposed to go the rest of my life without being kissed by you again.”
― Alexis Hall, 10 Things That Never Happened

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I find him in pets looking at cat treats. And when he spots me, he gets this expression on his face like I caught him with porn.”
― Alexis Hall, 10 Things That Never Happened

“Well, now that I'm thoroughly and diligently queer, I expected more manly love-talk, you know? Not like Pretty Baby and feeding you grapes and stuff," he snorted.
"Uh, you mean like, hey you bastard I don't have a beer and nobody's sucking my dick, what's wrong with this picture?”
― Z.A. Maxfield, The Long Way Home