John

“You're mad," the fallen angel said.

"Get me some Alka Seltzer and I'll foam at the mouth, too.”
― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

“I’m a pessimist of the human condition, as a rule, but contemplating the future and how the Carpenter kids could contribute to it was the kind of thought that gave me hope for us all, despite
myself.

Of course, I suppose someone must once
have looked down upon young Lucifer and considered what tremendous potential he contained.”
― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

“Murphy, you rock! Go team Dresden!"

"Hey, I'm the one who rocks... Go team Murphy.”
― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

“...the Stone Table [was] a place that served as the OK Corral for the Faerie Courts when they decided to engage in diplomacy by means of murdering anyone on the other team.”
― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty