Kalyn

“Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.”
― Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Pass the damn ham, please.”
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin