Hunter Brown

“Praise me, demigods!
I made you this helpful film.
Trust me. It's awesome.
- Haiku by Apollo introducing his orientation film Welcome to Camp Half-Blood

Trust me. The film was more awful than awesome. - P. J.”
― Rick Riordan, Camp Half-Blood Confidential

“So Aphrodite married Hephaestus and the celebrity ship Aphrophaestus completely dominated Olympian tabloid news for like a thousand years. Did they live happily ever after? HAHAHAHAHA. No.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

“Google' is not a synonym for 'research'.”
― Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol

“It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay