Colleen Howell

“People, generally, suck.”
― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.”
― Sylvia Plath

“The beats of this particular story are music to my ears, and I'm certainly not complaining, but they're not the beats I'm used to. Then again, not everything has a perfect structure: a beginning, middle, and end. Not every tale has an act-three synthesis and a dark night of the soul.
Sometimes life just is.”
― Chuck Tingle, Bury Your Gays

“And so it goes...”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five