Juli.

“Not like hiding from the zombies, but it's... I don't know. Yeah, that's it.  I'm scared because I don't know.”
― Thomas Jenner, Kellie's Diary #2

“Empathy. I am supposed to look at you and know how you might feel, feel what you feel, but honestly, what does any of us get except a reflection of our own thoughts and feelings?”
― Blake Pierce, The Girl He Pined

“Had this woman ever loved him? Had she ever truly, honestly cared? The answer was right before him, sitting in the fast-cooling water, two significant cuts, one across each of her dainty wrists. Yet, even at six, he knew, if she had loved him, even a little, she would not have taken her own life as he, her son, her only child, slept, hungry and hurt and without a soul to turn to, laying in the floor of a two-room shack on the edge of nowhere.”
― R.K. Latch, Welcome to the Family

“Why did the chicken cross the road.” Vera ignored him. “To get to the idiot’s house... Knock knock.” “Who’s there,” said Vera. “The chicken.”
― Netherite Warrior, Diary of a Nifty Netherite Warrior Season 1 (books 1 - 5): An unofficial Minecraft Fan Book