Tim

“Some day, I hope to be quoted.”
― Ron Scheer

“I'm sharing a loft with a dragon who snores like two chainsaws having angry sex.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Lightning Rod

“What can I say?" He motions to the distressed sedan. "I drive this piece of shit to compensate for my huge dick.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Lightning Rod

“...clearly, we're supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.”
― Vaughn R. Demont, Lightning Rod