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“Severe isn't a word normally associated with a cold. Severe is for weather or third-degree burns...No one responds 'severe' when someone asks how her cold is.
In fact, nine out of ten Americans respond to 'How's your cold' with 'It sucks.' So there should be an It Sucks cold formula.”
― Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
In fact, nine out of ten Americans respond to 'How's your cold' with 'It sucks.' So there should be an It Sucks cold formula.”
― Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
“Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.”
― Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
― Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
“[Home Economics Textbook from 1950]: "Make [your husband] comfortable. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in low, soft, soothing tones, allowing him to relax and unwind."
Mama Celia: "Place a pillow over his head and hold it there until he promises to do at least one household chore a month.”
― Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
Mama Celia: "Place a pillow over his head and hold it there until he promises to do at least one household chore a month.”
― Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
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