JT Foster

“Who does what for why and where?”
― Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles

“Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know.
Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know.
Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about.
Amen.
Lord, Lord, Lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
Amen.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

“We may feel more sorry for the sad, self-loathing alcoholic than the bombastic one who thinks the whole world is out of step bar him, but by and large they're the same creature.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs

“Accidents've goat a habit ay happening when ye act like an erse.”
― Irvine Welsh, Glue