JT Foster

“Yuv goat tae huv crap sex occasionally, just tae git some perspective oan the barry shaggin. If every ride wis textbook porno, then it would be meaningless, cause thir'd be nae real reference point. That's the wey ye huv tae look at it.”
― Irvine Welsh, Glue

“Who does what for why and where?”
― Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles

“She starts screaming at him now, calling him a Nazi n a fascist n aw that shite that posh students like tae call people, usually cause thir away fae hame fir the first time n they discover that they hate thir ma n dad and cannae handle it.”
― Irvine Welsh, Glue

“Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know.
Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know.
Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about.
Amen.
Lord, Lord, Lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
Amen.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless