Alex Budris

“I get the willies when I see closed doors.”
― Joseph Heller, Something Happened

“We are drifting into some ugly parallels here, and if I'd written this kind of thing two years ago I'd pick up the New York Times and see myself mangled all over the Op-Ed page... And then beaten into a bloody coma the next evening by some hired thugs in an alley behind the National Press Building.....”
― Hunter Thompson

“What cannot be cannot be, besides which, it is impossible.”
― Roberto Bolaño

“I no longer care that my time on earth is coming to an end. What better way than in hot blood? Would you rather meet the grim reaper at Roncevaux or between bedsheets stiff with your own fluids?”
― James Lee Burke, Every Cloak Rolled in Blood