Sara

“You’d be safe if it wasn’t for me.”

“I’d be lonely and sad if it weren’t for you,” I tell her. “Do you think you are not worth a little risk?” At her silence, I continue. “I do.”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Lover

“If the ending is this painful, I don’t know if this was worth it all.”
― Dustin Thao, You've Reached Sam

“Does a girl in the forest stink if there's no one around to smell her?”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien

“I’m not going to die yet, and a strange guy with horns is determined to give me oral pleasure. It’s just that . . . out of all the worst-case scenarios I’ve come up with since being abducted by aliens, being licked until I come isn’t anywhere on the list.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians