Sara

“I wish I was there with you. I wish I could see the look on your face.”
― Dustin Thao, You've Reached Sam

“I’m not going to die yet, and a strange guy with horns is determined to give me oral pleasure. It’s just that . . . out of all the worst-case scenarios I’ve come up with since being abducted by aliens, being licked until I come isn’t anywhere on the list.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“When the world gets too much, I go to my sadness sanctuary, the place where I can cry alone. I’ve cried buckets of tears in this shower. If the walls could talk, they would tell a very sad story indeed.”
― T.L. Swan, The Takeover

“Does a girl in the forest stink if there's no one around to smell her?”
― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien