Marin

“I am a fish.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“Up ahead, Bastille glared back at us. “Would you two like to chat a little more?” she snapped. “Perhaps sing a little tune? If there are any Librarians in front of us, we wouldn’t want them to miss out on hearing us coming.” Sing looked at his feet sheepishly, and we fell silent—though a part of me wanted to yell something like, “What did you say, Bastille?” as loudly as I could. You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians

“Let's come to order, Chiron said. Lou Ellen, please give Miranda her nose back. Travis, if you'd kindly extinguish the flaming Pin-Pong ball, and Butch, I think twenty pencils is really too many for any human nostril.”
― Rick Riordan

“The ending of a book is, in my experience, both the best and worst part to read. For the ending will often determine whether you love or hate the book.

Both emotions lead to disappointment. If the ending was good, and the book was worth your time, then you are left annoyed and depressed because there is no more book to read. However, if the ending was bad, then it's too late to stop reading. You're left annoyed and depressed because you wasted so much time on a book with a bad ending.

Therefore, reading is obviously worthless, and you should go spend your time on other, more valuable pursuits.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians