Jamie Lyn

“[in regards to the "Asian guy"] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one.
--The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
― Christopher Moore, You Suck

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“I've won Satan's lottery.”
― Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

“You bitch! You killed me! You suck!”
― Christopher Moore, You Suck