Ben

“High school isn't a very important place. When you're going you think it's a big deal, but when it's over nobody really thinks it was great unless they're beered up.”
― Stephen King, Carrie

“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.”
― Raymond Chandler

“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.”
― W. C. Fields

“If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.”
― Ben Franklin