Kai

“The mages wouldn’t be happy at all if they knew you were going after him. Master Rufus —”
“Let’s kill him,” Call said. Havoc growled.
“Master Rufus?” Aaron looked alarmed.
“No, of course not Master Rufus! I meant Jasper,” Call said.”
― Cassandra Clare, The Copper Gauntlet

“Fancy meeting you here,” Jasper said.
“That is such a tired villain line, Jasper, and you know it,” said Call.”
― Cassandra Clare, The Copper Gauntlet

“I understand that Call will be your counterweight?”
Aaron looked over at Call as though he was expecting Call to take back the offer.
“Yeah” Call said. “I mean, if he still wants.”
That made Aaron give him a lopsided grin. “I want.”
― Cassandra Clare, The Copper Gauntlet

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”
― Roald Dahl