Alison Roeder

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
― John Barrymore

“In fact, "atheism" is a term that should not even exist. No one ever needs to identify himself as a "non-astrologer" or a "non-alchemist." We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and their cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs.”
― Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation

“Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent him screaming off into the night.”
― T.A. Webb, Second Chances

“The number one job of the dominant is to continually seduce consent from the bottom.”
― Joseph Bean