Michael

“A tiger doesn;t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.”
― Shahir Zag

“For my own part I would as soon be descended from that heroic little monkey, who braved his dreaded enemy in order to save the life of his keeper; or from that old baboon, who, descending from the mountains, carried away in triumph his young comrade from a crowd of astonished dogs—as from a savage who delights to torture his enemies, offers up bloody sacrifices, practices infanticide without remorse, treats his wives like slaves, knows no decency, and is haunted by the grossest superstitions.”
― Charles Darwin, The Descent of Man

“In an ideal world no one would talk before 10am. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard.”
― Zooey Deschanel

“We are all vainer of our luck than of our merits.”
― Rex Stout, The Rubber Band