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“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
― Steven Wright

“These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time."
Faukman's eyes went wide. "Don't tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail."
"I was referring to the Bible."
Faukman cringed. "I knew that.”
― Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
― Bill Watterson

“My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. ”
― Peter De Vries