Evalyn Scharmer

“I tried to make sense of things. Now that I think about it, I have always tried. It could be my epitaph. LEO GURSKY: HE TRIED TO MAKE SENSE.”
― Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

“You see how loving kindness conquers fear, even in animals. Let this lesson be engraved upon your hearts.”
― Pearl S. Buck, Imperial Woman: The Story of the Last Empress of China

“Charlie said your friend’s disappeared,” chirped Wendy.
“No, he hasn’t.” Adam denied it. “He’s in the house. Now, look, what’s all this you’ve been telling them?”
“Nothing, I haven’t told them anything.” Charlie looked drunk.
“He said you’ve turned your friend into a crayfish,” insisted Wendy.
“He’s always making little jokes like that, and you fell for it. How am I supposed to do that, for heaven’s sake?” Adam was angry.
“With your little book you found. What’s that under your arm?”
― Max Nowaz, Get Rich or Get Lucky

“Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?”
― Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume