“When I was a kid there was a TV interstitial during Saturday morning cartoons with a song that went like this: "The most important person in the whole wide world is you, and you hardly even know you. / You're the most important person!" Is this not the absolute worst thing you could instill in a child? They're the most important person? In the world? That's what they already think. You need to teach them the opposite.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Now there's the Niida we all know and loathe.”
― Battle Royale, Vol. 03
― Battle Royale, Vol. 03
“A spell... this is real life, not some magical world - what kind of an alternate reality did I stumble into?”
― The Watchers: The Tomb
― The Watchers: The Tomb
“There were no clues left by the murderer inside the judge’s chambers. No fingerprints. Nothing. The only thing found that was out of the ordinary was a single strand of long auburn hair on the window ledge. A single strand of hair from an unknown female. All dead ends. From my initial perspective, the police were as thorough as they could have been.”
― Appellate Judge
― Appellate Judge
“I admire the Queen greatly,” Casanova confided in me. “She can tie a man up by his thumbs, discuss philosophy with Diderot and Voltaire, and plot and scheme like a Dutch diplomat. She has voracious appetites, uses exquisite French scents, is kind to animals, fences like a Hungarian hussar, recreates herself on a white silk swing in a room full of mirrors, and gives afternoon tea parties for society ladies. Useful horsewoman, too.”
― Casanova and the Devil's Doorbell
― Casanova and the Devil's Doorbell
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