Brain Pistilli

“Jackson,”
― Founding Fathers, The United States Constitution

“When I was a kid there was a TV interstitial during Saturday morning cartoons with a song that went like this: "The most important person in the whole wide world is you, and you hardly even know you. / You're the most important person!" Is this not the absolute worst thing you could instill in a child? They're the most important person? In the world? That's what they already think. You need to teach them the opposite.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“A spell... this is real life, not some magical world - what kind of an alternate reality did I stumble into?”
― Carl Novakovich, The Watchers: The Tomb

“The usual warmth of his hands wasn’t there. They chilled my skin as they slipped to my waist, and I realized he was scared.”
― M. R. Noble, Karolina Dalca, Dark Eyes