Tami Howard

“evil is our trade, but not so deep a darkness as politics.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“couldn’t be more Scottish if it was painted blue and smelled of burning peat and your ginger sister.”
― Christopher Moore, The Serpent of Venice

“Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you.”

　　“Sweet Thalia,” said I. “That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool