Tami Howard

“When war makes commerce and commerce is law, profit rules prudence and justice is flawed.”
― Christopher Moore, The Serpent of Venice

“Oh, do fuck off. You Muslims and your aversion to drink. Fucking slaughter the greater part of the Western fucking world in Allah’s name, but someone wants to toast to your health and suddenly it’s all piety, prayer, throw out the pork, and let’s put draperies around the women.”
― Christopher Moore, The Serpent of Venice

“You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“Fate does not favor the dim.”
― Christopher Moore, The Serpent of Venice