Tami Howard

“Oh, do fuck off. You Muslims and your aversion to drink. Fucking slaughter the greater part of the Western fucking world in Allah’s name, but someone wants to toast to your health and suddenly it’s all piety, prayer, throw out the pork, and let’s put draperies around the women.”
― Christopher Moore, The Serpent of Venice

“The dull always seek to be clever at the fool's expense, to somehow repay him for his cutting wit, but never are they clever, and often they are cruel.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you.”

　　“Sweet Thalia,” said I. “That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.”
― Christopher Moore, Fool

“When war makes commerce and commerce is law, profit rules prudence and justice is flawed.”
― Christopher Moore, The Serpent of Venice