James T

“The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.”
― Randall Munroe

“Physics doesn’t care if your question is weird. It just gives you the answer, without judging.”
― Randall Munroe, How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems

“I had such a beautiful evening planned. Candlelight, dancing, maybe a few flirtatious threats. And what do I get? Grand Theft Equine.”
― Jill Bearup, Just Stab Me Now

“Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer